Before kids, I was the "Queen of Clean".
Once a week, I would religiously clean my floors, dust, vacuum, Clorox, etc. I was the kind of person who made sure the display towels hung side by side at the same length.
Some might say I was "Anal Retentive". I prefer "Highly Organized". (Eh, To-may-toe, To-mah-toe.)
Anyways, I have spoken before about how it is cleaning your house after kids. Below is a recent conversation between myself and my cleaning products.
Me: Hey, how's it going?
Me: Look, I know it's been a while.
Pledge: A while? Try 2 months.
Me: I have been so busy.
Pledge: Really? Not even a little end table?
Me: I mean it's crazy! I barely have time for the Clorox wipes -
Pledge: Oh...I see. You have time for the Clorox wipes.
Clorox wipes: Ha ha! She loves me more.
Me: (To Clorox wipes.) Be quiet! (To Pledge.) It's not like that.
Pledge: What is it "like"?
Me: *Sigh.* I'll try to do better.
Pledge: Yeah, yeah.
Sassy cleaning products!