Now take movies or books about demonic possession, kidnappings or serial killers. N TO THE O. I will NOT be watching these movies ever. If these things can happen in real life, there is no way I am going to watch a movie about them. (I still have never watched 'Silence of The Lambs'. No joke.)
In honor of my favorite show, 'The Walking Dead', I thought I would write a post about zombies. I think I like zombies so much because they remind me of myself.
- Zombies moan "Brainsss! Brainsss!" I moan "Coffeeee! Coffeeee!" Do not try to have a conversation of any substance with me before I have consumed at least five sips of coffee. (Yes, it is true. It is a well-known fact that it takes at least five sips of coffee to get into your system.)
- Zombies shuffle around. I shuffle around. After getting up several times during the night with the boys, I am feeling extremely tired. Therefore, there is no 'pep in my step', hence the shuffling.
- Zombies appear disheveled. I appear disheveled. Let's face it. Running around after two kids under the age of 4 does not leave a great deal of time in my beauty regime. If I leave the house with my teeth clean, hair brushed and deodorant on, I feel like a beauty queen. (Bring on the paparazzi!)
- Zombies look unkempt. I look unkempt. My kids like to give me hugs. A lot of times they will give me hugs right after they have eaten Oreos or just sneezed the biggest sneeze ever, so I end up with some of these things on me. So, no I am not homeless, I just have small kids that like to wipe things on me. (Mama, the human Kleenex.)